You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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