so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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