all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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