I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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