FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I have post one night stand depression
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