then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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