Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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