What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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