She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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