Apparently you make a good broom.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Please don't give away my fajitas
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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