The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Why can't burritos get me drunk
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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