..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
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'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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