I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I deserve this hangover.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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