i jhust puked up my retainher.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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