Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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