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I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
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Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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