Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
This show inspires me to have sex in space
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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