i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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