It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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