thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
My dad just said "fuck circus"
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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