wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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