Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
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My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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