That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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