How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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