New low: just hacked my moms facebook
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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