Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
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He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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