I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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