did you get engaged???
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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