Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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