Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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