I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
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Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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