god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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