dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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