The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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