She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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