why didn't you poke me back
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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