so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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