Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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