I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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