Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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