Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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