bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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