I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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