Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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