You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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