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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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