Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I pour the whiskey from now on
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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