I'm eating all of the evidence.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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