sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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