Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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