he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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