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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.

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• (805): View more from California

  WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH

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  budget cuts

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  YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS

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  budget cuts are serious business

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?

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  Won't she run out of nose eventually?

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• (310): View more from California

  I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.

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