As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"