We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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