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  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card

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  (267): Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card http://tfl.nu/6r0n
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  (248): View more from Michigan

  my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'

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  (248): my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you' http://tfl.nu/ael6
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  (317): View more from Indiana

  cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome

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  (317): cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome http://tfl.nu/yrg8
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  (212): View more from New York

  1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.

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  (212): 1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square. http://tfl.nu/c9pr
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  (970): View more from Colorado

  found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.

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  (970): found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night. http://tfl.nu/fgij
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  (704): View more from North Carolina

  the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.

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  (704): the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond. http://tfl.nu/ueo3
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  (916): View more from California

  Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.

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  (916): Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive. http://tfl.nu/cw9i
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  (517): View more from Michigan

  Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?

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  (517): Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night? http://tfl.nu/i8wb
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  (+61): View more from Australia

  The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.

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  (+61): The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over. http://tfl.nu/0wud
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  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.

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  (724): Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is. http://tfl.nu/p6ee
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  (501): View more from Arkansas

  When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.

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  (501): When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis. http://tfl.nu/n1sn
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  (330): View more from Ohio

  im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.

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  (330): im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me. http://tfl.nu/dfjj
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  (803): View more from South Carolina

  He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...

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  (803): He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is... http://tfl.nu/usg6
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  (248): View more from Michigan

  Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist

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  (248): Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist http://tfl.nu/44g9
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  (432): View more from Texas

  I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.

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  (432): I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling. http://tfl.nu/803g
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