dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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