Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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