Sponge bath it is.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
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He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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