You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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