let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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